Born To Run

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(Source: little-girl-from-district-11)

jennhoney:

jennhoney:

jennhoney:

boscothemigh:

missfolly:

Sock Vendor, by Paul Sandby, ca. 1759

he makes buying socks look so seedy

this has made me laugh three times tonight, so far.

oh god, it’s making me laugh again, this picture might be as dangerous as the torch guy, where I couldn’t look at beds without laughing, Where is he keeping all his socks? Sure, some are pinned in the inside of his jacket but the rest are stored in his voluminous pantaloons. Do not accept an invitation to peruse the inventory.

Sandby’s seedy sock salesman scowls, scrutinizing shopper’s souls, seeing simply scoundrels.

jennhoney:

jennhoney:

jennhoney:

boscothemigh:

missfolly:

Sock Vendor, by Paul Sandby, ca. 1759

he makes buying socks look so seedy

this has made me laugh three times tonight, so far.

oh god, it’s making me laugh again, this picture might be as dangerous as the torch guy, where I couldn’t look at beds without laughing, Where is he keeping all his socks? Sure, some are pinned in the inside of his jacket but the rest are stored in his voluminous pantaloons. Do not accept an invitation to peruse the inventory.

Sandby’s seedy sock salesman scowls, scrutinizing shopper’s souls, seeing simply scoundrels.

carrieisreborn:

iknowyouregonna-bethere:

MY LIFE! 

it’s odd how much I relate to all of these.

(Source: hiddenintentions)

(Source: thatonemellowbear)

I’m quite peeved

It quite bothers me when people list negative personality traits of another person and include ugly in that. Like, “He/She is mean, stupid, and ugly.” One’s attractiveness reflects absolutely nothing on one’s personality.

(Source: comicsfactor)

loki-cat:

loki-cat:








Last night I was up putting together a portfolio and sometime around 4ish I made this .. thing I still haven’t had a wink of sleep but.. o m g jasmin

loki-cat:

loki-cat:

Last night I was up putting together a portfolio and sometime around 4ish I made this .. thing I still haven’t had a wink of sleep but.. o m g jasmin
  • store guy: /extensively stares at boobs
  • me: yes, hello, i'm here because my mobile's not working. also if you could please stop looking at my breasts?
  • store guy: oh my god i wasn't looking at your breasts! - i mean, that, too, but... /slowly unbuttons shirt
  • me: ... why are you taking your shirt off now
  • store guy: /dramatically opens shirt to reveal iron man tee
  • me: /looks down at her captain america tee
  • store guy: /happy seal-clapping
  • me: oh my god we match
  • store guy: if we can't repair your phone, you can be damn sure we'll avenge it!

THE AVENGERS DVD WILL INCLUDE A GAG REEL.

firsttimelady:

msindyjones: